Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Sex in Space. . .

i dunt understand. . . i heard that the malaysian rocket guy (who is probably defying gravity by floating around in space) had to undergo like a year of training. . .

isnt dat kinda long. . . how difficult can it be. complicated enough that u haf to spend a year of ur life preparing?? (mayb i heard wrong), i mean i wud haf thought it'd be more like 2 mths maybe. .. . .

So yesterday rocket dude flew up into space. . .sittin in a cramped lil space tryna look like he was having fun. . . and u noe for a rocket dude. . he'z not bad looking =)
If i went to space i'd wanna pee out in the open and see wat happens to it. . .
normally pee follows the gravity pull.... but not up thr. . . how interestin to see ur pee floating around . . .
ok maybe not. . . its kinda icky.. . u might float right into.. . . oookaaay enough space pee analysis. k mayb id use water as a substituite for pee.. . .
i drink tons of water. . . so most of the time. . . im jus peeing out water again. . .. so im guessing it'll be almost the same thing.

How bout having sex up thr? i think it'll be cooll
u noe lotsa ppl go around saying. . . i did in it the car. . ..i did on the bathroom floor. . . i did in the cinema( ookaaay). . . . i did it on my parents bed. . . kitchen. . . park . .. watever....

my goal is dat. . . . . in 7 years from now i will be able to stand outside n point upwards to the vast sky. . . beyond the clouds and say. . .. i did it up there =)

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